Indian English Primer

April 9, 2007

What is the difference between an alphabet and a letter? Many people (including some editors) confuse alphabet for letter. ‘Z’ is a letter, not an alphabet. It isn’t the alphabet Z, it is the letter Z. Alphabet is the complete character set – A to Z (or whatever, according to the script), letters are the elements within.

Here’s a primer in the alphabet (with translations in Devanagri/Hindi). Note the classic drawing style, also found in calendar art and early movie posters. Reminds me of my nursery classes. Kids (and even grownups) were as a rule – chubby, reflecting the traditional Indian preferences, until anorexic models filled magazine pages and the boob tube.

Indian English Primer

Indian English Primer

Indian English Primer

Indian English Primer

Indian English Primer

Indian English Primer

Do you recognise him?

April 9, 2007

V

When I saw this photo, I didn’t. Only when my eyes ventured to the name accompanying the column in the November 1987 issue of what was then India’s favourite men’s mag – Debonair – that I said “Oh!”

I still see Debonair on a lot of newsstands; therefore I assume that it still sells well, but not as well as it did when we were in school. Now there’s the internet for competition.

Now back to the man in question. It is not as tricky as the one on Rahul Dravid. An imaginary beard should reveal the CEO of Inx Media (I’m not sure about the precise designation) and the advisory editorial director of HT Media, Vir Sanghvi.

Isspecial Cutting Chai – March 2007

April 8, 2007

With advancing age RK Laxman might be losing his touch, but he has already made a place for himself amongst the greats. The Common Man is one of the most recognisable characters in Indian cartooning history, so much so that he is the brand ambassador of Air Deccan. Cartoonists are an inscrutable lot, sometimes very much like their work, otherwise entirely different.

Pune-based Vikram Nandwani, in the true cartoonist tradition shoots point blank – no escape. In appreciation of cartoon blogging (a niche breed), the twelfth Isspecial Cutting Chai (March 2007) is offered to Vikram of .pOINT_bLANK.

Point Blank
Previous sipper .pOINT_bLANK (February 2007)

A New Aggregator on the Block

April 7, 2007

IndiaNewsBoxIt is really difficult to keep a track of the news on different websites, this is where news aggregators come in handy and I’ve been using Google News for quite some time now. Now there’s a new India-specific news aggregator which promises something different.

Powered by a two-member startup team (Tejaswini and Avinash) IndiaNewsBox intends to take on Google News and Rediff Newshound.

The site has a clean interface, but the layout needs to be worked upon a little and there’s already some variety in the topics covered. But they do need to go for a spell-check in some of the sections. And moreover if the site’s in beta, it should say that somewhere in the title or some other noticeable place.

Since the people behind the project acknowledge the fact that “the website is amateur in nature because it is the effort of first time developers,” I too would like to ask the design gurus on the net to lend them a helping hand. They are also inviting ideas for improvement, so do surely send yours across, even in absence of the beta tag.

PS: If you didn’t notice, the StatCounter counter in this blog crossed the landmark 100,000 figure. Now waiting for the first million.

In another activity, fixed the SMPS. Got a 400W Intex for Rs 400. Last time a crook had charged me Rs 700 for the job, therefore this time took matters in my own hand.

Momentary Pause

April 3, 2007

Pause
The SMPS of my home PC burned out and a repair can happen only on the weekend. Till then, enjoy the archives.

If anyone has some suggestions about which one I should go for (those available in India) do leave your comments.

Vintage GE Ads

March 30, 2007

I though of restricting the vintage ad collection on this blog to only the stuff related to India. But then restrictions are not a good thing to have. Therefore today when I received this wonderful email of vintage ads from Ojas Sabnis, I thought of loosening the limits a little.

Non-Indian vintage ads will be posted on this blog only when it is a reader’s contribution or something very relevant to a post (this also is subject to further flexibility).

Some GE ads from the past:

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Vintage GE ads

Vintage GE ads

Vintage GE ads

Vintage GE ads

Vintage GE ads

Vintage GE ads

Click here to view a time line (in flash) of GE campaigns from 1878 onwards.

Modern-day GE ads can be found here.

Bollywood for a Song

March 30, 2007

I had earlier posted about T-Series’ potential of putting the music pirates out of business and now Moserbaer is doing the same to the video variety (the first time I heard the name, Moserbaer, I thought it was German). The news had been around for long, but I saw the ad only yesterday.

Moserbaer ad
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A DVD for Rs 34! That would definitely be a cause of worry of the Pirates of Palika, who peddle their stuff for Rs 75-Rs 150. A VCD’s for a mere Rs 28. My neighbourhood DVD rental charges Rs 30 for a day. Looks like he’ll have to think of competitive pricing soon.

For now Moserbaer’s collection is nothing to boast of, but I believe that they’ll augment the stock soon.

A Moserbaer press release announcing the launch can be accessed here [PDF]

SC Stays OBC Quota

March 29, 2007

A protester during an anti-reservation rally at New DelhiFirst the news:

SC stays 27 per cent quota for OBCs in IITs, IIMs

NEW DELHI: In a setback to pro-reservationists, the Supreme Court on Thursday stayed the central law providing for 27 per cent reservation for Other Backward Classes (OBCs) in elite educational institutions like IITs and IIMs.

(A copy of the Supreme Court’s judgment can be downloaded from here [txt 38.7 KB]. Thanks, Ajay)

This further strengthens my faith in the role that the courts play in strengthening our (far from perfect) democracy. I had posted about my beliefs on a number of previous occasions.

The Great Indian Middle Class having lost all hopes on the political fraternity and the bureaucracy is left with only a solitary succour – the judiciary and more particularly the Supreme Court. The courts can stick to their stand, which most often are for the better of the nation and they have been able to do it with consistency because they aren’t directly accountable to the forces of populism.

The elected representatives have repeatedly disgraced our democracy; the occasional dignity which the judiciary attempts to inculcate is looked upon as an infringement on the terrain of the legislature and there is a flutter of political activity to put things back in their populist state … Thank the Constitution for a body like the Supreme Court, which from time to time ensures that all’s not wrong with the Indian state.

The Supreme Court’s decision is undoubtedly a welcome one, but the pro-quota mandarins wouldn’t obviously take it in their stride. The debate will again heat up and the populist mindsets will get back to do what they are the best at. Twisting and twirling legislations to suit their needs aka promulgating regressive statutes to garner votes and will expectedly find ample support in a myopic intelligentsia.

To win votes at the bottom of India’s caste system. parties will promise yet more “affirmative action” – caste-based quotas for government jobs and places in schools and colleges. These have proved largely ineffective in reducing inequality, but have lowered standards and increased corruption. Yet the government will pass what its leading lights know are bad news, extending quotas in the hope of short-term electoral gain.

– Simon Long. “Back to earth.” The Economist – The World In 2007 21st edition. 2006: 77

So while they get busy with taking the country to new glooms here’s a video made by a Bangalore-based filmmaker, Varun Agarwal.

[00:03:43]
[The video has been recoded to reduce the size for smoother play on low-bandwidth connections]

The video is also available on YouTube.

Moreover, I’ve uploaded some high-resolution anti-reservation photographs for free download (a credit though not necessary will be welcome) for creative forces like Varun. They (207 photographs in all) are in 12 zipped files (total 95 MB) and can be downloaded from the links below:

* Anti-reservation photographs 01
* Anti-reservation photographs 02
* Anti-reservation photographs 03
* Anti-reservation photographs 04
* Anti-reservation photographs 05
* Anti-reservation photographs 06
* Anti-reservation photographs 07
* Anti-reservation photographs 08
* Anti-reservation photographs 09
* Anti-reservation photographs 10
* Anti-reservation photographs 11
* Anti-reservation photographs 12

Low-resolution versions of select photographs are available here.

My writings on the reservation issue are all here.

An India Post Ad

March 28, 2007

A commemorative postage stamp on 150 Years Field Post Office. Issued on December 10, 2006The Department of Posts is slowly reinventing itself. Though most of the 155,618 post offices (as on March 31, 2003) are yet to reflect that. Though much of the processes have been computerised, the pace of the queue remains sluggish. Post offices are usually dingy and dark places with wooden cupboards (gradually replaced by steel), files lying untidily, a bowl of gum in a corner accompanied by bits of perforated paper. A steady sound of the dot-matrix printer printing names of addressees and destinations on bar-coded stickers. And offering services much diverse than the booming private sector banks and an unbeatable network which all the courierwallahs put together cannot beat.

I still have more faith on Speed Post than any of the courier services advertised on television. It’s tried and tested. A private courier company charges me Rs 30 for a parcel of 50 grammes to be delivered from Delhi to Shillong. It usually reaches in four days (occasionally seven or eight), one also got lost in transit and my brother took them to the consumer court. Speed Post charges Rs 25 (a flat rate across the country) and the delivery is within 72 hours (the distance is more than 2000 kilometres).

Though the Indian Railways and the man at the helm, Lalu Prasad Yadav, might attract international B-school attention for the turnaround of the railways. As a passenger I do not see any drastic changes. The trains still run late, the berths are uncomfortable, the toilets stink, the food is bad. Only difference is in the ease of ticketing. But that had been on for quite some time now and the credit shouldn’t go the incumbent minister. The revenues may rise, but I would still prefer to fly in an Air Deccan flight (even though it might have been overbooked). I reach my destination the same day, not two days later, at the same price. Given that I and many others like me prefer India Post, Dayanidhi Maran, might as well be lecturing Ivy League students.

Though India Post still has a long way to go, I was pleasantly surprised to find its ad in both The Times of India and The Indian Express (might have appeared in other papers too) and the agency name in fine print (wondering for the appropriate term) said DAVP. Not exactly known for quality in advertising, the Directorate of Advertising and Visual Publicity got some good work done this time.

India Post ad
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The copy reads:

George Kundu (Kalu)
Pili Kothi No. 13, Behind Church,
Subhawal, Kerala

Impossible for others, but India Post delivers to every Indian.

Reaching every Indian. India Post

Largest postal network in the world.

[Ad scanned from The Indian Express, March 28, 2007]

Maxim against Female Foeticide

March 27, 2007

An ad in Maxim by Maxim against one of the evils residing in India today.

Maxim ad against female foeticide
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I too had created one some time ago.